Author: DrPusSea

KRAKEN NEWS Valentine’s edition

This is a tale of Kraken Science, Art & Games on Valentine’s Day Hear ye, hear ye: Science for Valentine’s Day! Learn all about microbial symbionts, invisibility cloaks and Kraken romance in the moonlight. Then there was the sad tale of Gilligan, the silly dolphin who never learned how to eat a Kraken without getting choked to death. We will…

Vampire squids from HELL! And other cool Kraken news

Kraken News this week mainly showcases footage of fearsome tentacled critters, in all their suckered glory. Let’s start with the awe-inspiring Vampire squids from hell. What? There are Vampire Squids in hell? Well, no. But you can never go past the most brilliantly (mis)named of all cephalopods, Vampiroteuthis infernalis (literally, the “Vampire squid from hell”). Despite its terrifying name, it is a…

The Dread Lord Cthulhu – Part 2: Family Tree

This is the tale of Dread Lord Cthulhu, Soul-Eater and Eldritch God, and his fucked-up family tree H.P. Lovecraft, Cthulhu’s personal deranged chronicler, made frequent references to the ‘Great Old Ones‘. He depicts them as a loose pantheon of ancient, powerful deities from space. They once ruled the Earth and have since fallen into a deathlike sleep. Until, of course, some deranged…

Krak’n’tarctica I: Setting the scene

This is the tale of DrPusSea and the largest all-female scientists expedition in Antarctica… It starts at the ends of the earth – in the icy vastness of Antarctica, a continent full of Kraken lairs and myths. There dwells the most colossal of the Kraken family (the Colossal Squid Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, literally the ‘Middle Claw Squid’). New Zealand toothfishermen caught this fearsome…

Cannibal horrors! Apocalypse! Cthulhu rises!

This is a quiet news cycle in Kraken News After we just heard that there is a Kraken invasion starting with Welsh beaches, the news continues to sound positively apocalyptic: So what sparked off this surreal offensive? I personally blame Vladimir Putin. No, it wasn’t fake news. This really did happen. What I’m suggesting is that the Russian strongman, famed…

Kraken invasion on a Welsh beach! The end is nigh.

This is the tale of an octopus invasion on a Welsh beach You may have come across the sensationalist headlines (Fox News anyone?), so fitting with Halloween, that some sleepy Welsh beaches have suffered from an octopus invasion? Although, watching the videos of people poking the poor guys, you gotta wonder who actually suffered the most!? I mean, even Cosmopolitan was…

I iz Kraken! Me Me Meeeeeemes…

This is the fun tale of internet Kraken memes Happy Halloween! I am not going to write much here, other than asking you to send us your own favourite Kraken memes. Any self-respecting Kraken meme blog has to start with the infamous Kraken catch-call: But, when it gets to real-life people, the memes often become a bit mean: Then of course there’s…