What the hell is the real Kraken?

This is the tale of what the real Kraken actually is Before we go into any more details on how to release your Kraken, we need to first answer the all-important question: “What the hell is the Kraken and is it for real?” To help us delve further into the meaning of the real Kraken, we also need to answer the question: What…

Background on how the Kraken first got released

This tale provides some background of how and when the Kraken first was released… Since times immemorial, some god or other cried “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!” whenever humanity’s hubris and arrogance meant some holy smiting was in order. In fact, despite the Kraken being the go-to harbinger of doom for pretty much any civilisation worth their mettle [check out the “Kraken…