Tag: invasion

Cannibal horrors! Apocalypse! Cthulhu rises!

This is a quiet news cycle in Kraken News After we just heard that there is a Kraken invasion starting with Welsh beaches, the news continues to sound positively apocalyptic: So what sparked off this surreal offensive? I personally blame Vladimir Putin. No, it wasn’t fake news. This really did happen. What I’m suggesting is that the Russian strongman, famed…

Kraken invasion on a Welsh beach! The end is nigh.

This is the tale of an octopus invasion on a Welsh beach You may have come across the sensationalist headlines (Fox News anyone?), so fitting with Halloween, that some sleepy Welsh beaches have suffered from an octopus invasion? Although, watching the videos of people poking the poor guys, you gotta wonder who actually suffered the most!? I mean, even Cosmopolitan was…